Being A Mom Means...

Being a mom means that, even thought you showered this morning, by the end of the day it seems like it's been a week.

Being a mom means you rarely eat a meal when it is still hot.

Being a mom means you usually eat with one hand and pat your baby with the other.

Being a mom means you get excited when your baby poops and pees, until he poops and pees on you.

Being a mom means sometimes you're the only one that can make it alright.

Being a mom means that during an emergency, even though you are freaking out on the inside, you are calm enough to take care of it on the outside.

Being a mom means that you wear old sweats so your kids can have more clothes than they could wear.

Being a mom means there is no more sleeping in on the weekends.

Being a mom means you are the dictionary, the encyclopedia, the thesaurus, and the parental controls.

Being a mom means you have more love in your heart than you ever thought was possible before you had kids.